Asinine Alliteration

“Zima!” cries Chang, eyes gone wide. He falls upon the shocked janitor, pries the top off a bottle, and downs it. “Better than Four Loko,” he declares, perhaps the least helpful tasting note ever issued by a renowned chef.

(via Aziz Ansari, James Murphy, and David Chang’s Trip to Tokyo | GQ December 2011: Celebrities: GQ)

If they decide to take on Shanghai, I’m crashing their trip.